Pana acum 2 luni, nu ma avantam pe meleagurile ziarelor romanesti, pentru ca...mda. Insa, am descoperit o speranta in toata avalansa asta de hartogaraie, si anume Kamikaze. Chiar daca trateaza (intr-un mod genial, btw) in mare parte, situatia politica a tarii, articolele variate sunt pline de umor, cu lipici pentru cititorii mistocari din fire. Iata unul dintre preferatele mele, intitulandu-se: "Adevaratele motive pentru care englezii ar trebui sa vina in Romania" :
- Romania's the country where nobody buys tickets.
- The only "Non Smoking" places are gas stations, but we smoke there too.
- You can vote as many times as you like.
- Take a girl to McDonald's and she'll think it's the perfect romantic dinner.
- We have belly soup [epic de epic :D] and KFC.
- The streets are full of man's best friends.
- We have cheap children & organs.
- We make alcohol out of shit. =))))))))))))))))
- Rodeo with pigs for Christmas. [ ok, deci asta m-a terminat:)) ]
- We don't steal from strangers if they are not drunk enough.
- Our toilet paper is better written than our newspapers.
Reasons why I love tumblr ;;)
Mich, tu m-ai bagat in ceata. Pana la urma ai tumblr? Ah, si coincidenta de coincidenta de boss (n-are sens expresia asta): Eram cu Kamikazeu' in mana cand am dat de postarea ta.
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